I was sitting on my computer making a video. Then I died... Everthing faded to black and when I woke up. I was nobody. I was a ghost being blown in the wind by an unstoppable force. I looked down at the world and said I want to be a marshmallow. I turned into a marshmallow just then and I regretted every second of it tears ran down my soft white gooey face. I cried for almost infinity I was so, so, so, sad. Everyone was dead by the time my tears freed my skeleton of the disgusting sugary prison of death. I survived only through my massive willpower and my hunger for freedom.
Since everybody was dead I walked from planet to planet in search of somebody, anybody, a friend is all that I had asked for. I searched Mars first of course as it was the closest planet to my own. I found nothing but dirt and old eroded skyscrapers 500 billion meters tall. I walked into my old friend Kluncknark on my way to the bathroom before leaving in search of my new life with a new civilization. Kluncknark yelled out to me grabbing my attention. I only replied with a faint whimper softly saying under my breath "It is time for you to die old friend".
I walked up to my old friend with a smile on my face ready to strike. I swung as hard, as fast, as strong as I could. Nothing I did could even come within an inch of his beautiful face. He shot out a laser beam from his chiseled abs destroying half of the planet turning mars into a molten hunk of space rock. The planet let out a loud hiss noise as I flew away from the it as fast as I could just barely making it out of the explosion radius.
What was once my friend... is now, my enemy.